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| Tuesday, August 9th, 2005 | | 9:01 am |
I'm sorry.
For all those I have upset, and all those I have offended or treated unfairly I am sorry. I know i haven't been a good friend, most cases i wasn't a friend at all. Please accept this, my last post on livejournal as a formal apology to all. I wish you all the best luck, the luck I was never granted. I wish you hapiness, longer lasting than mine ever was. If you need to reach me for somereason my cell is 678-462-7006, though i'm not sureif i'll have it on me. Goodbye. Current Mood:  numb | | Saturday, March 12th, 2005 | | 9:10 am |
 | You scored as Atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.
[See updated quiz called "Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)."]
Atheism | | 60% | Satanism | | 50% | Paganism | | 50% | Islam | | 30% | Judaism | | 30% | Hinduism | | 30% | Christianity | | 15% | </td>
Which is the right religion for you? (old version)
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Current Mood:  sick | | Friday, February 4th, 2005 | | 1:19 pm |
Summer Made me do it.
eXpressive: 4/10 Practical: 4/10 Physical: 5/10 Giver: 10/10 You are a RSYG--Reserved Sentimental Physical Giver. This makes you a Nice Guy/Nice Girl. Oh, poor RSYG. You're the one all your friends of your target sex *should* be dating when you have to watch them go out with jerks. You're the sweet one that the lead in a romantic comedy ends up with after s/he learns a valuable lesson. You're the best friend, the chaperone and the shoulder to cry on when you should be the lover. Well, no one ever said people were smart. You dislike conflict -- you prefer to express yourself through action, not discussion -- but you know it is necessary. This means you are more likely to tackle an issue before it grows, but you're also more likely to stop fighting before the issue is resolved to your satisfaction. This isn't necessarily a bad thing -- it's kind of a nice compromise between fighting about everything and fighting about nothing -- but you have to remember to look out for your own interests sometimes. You have a strong sexual appetite, but it seems so out of place with the rest of your persona that people find it hard to believe. Often they try to shield you from sexual content -- it's ridiculous, but you can use it to your advantage: everybody wants someone clean in the kitchen and dirty in the bedroom. That's you. You don't want to cheat, but you might. Especially since it's only when you're in a relationship that you start getting the attention from your target sex that you should have been getting all along. Your experiences could make you misanthropic if you weren't so tenderhearted. A lot of RSITs think they're RSYGs. They're not. You'll end up with someone who deserves you in the end. Of the 190090 people who have taken this quiz, 3.4 % are this type. Current Mood: sore | | Saturday, August 28th, 2004 | | 4:29 pm |
| | Thursday, July 22nd, 2004 | | 7:45 am |
I would like to take a moment;
I would just like to tell ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) xenamungrrr that I love her very much!!!!
and while I'm at it, will someone try to explain to her that she is gorgeous and doesn't need to be on a diet?!?! I try and tell her but she quit listening to me ages ago. Current Mood:  loved | | Thursday, July 8th, 2004 | | 9:59 pm |
| | Tuesday, June 15th, 2004 | | 9:27 pm |
WOW
Ok. The Bi-monthly Post!!!! Two Years is a long time to be with someone right? Well This Saturday will be our two year aniversary. So anyway... I have been posed with a difficult question and so I shall pass it to you. How much money is too much money to spend on the one you love? Especially on your anniversary! I understand that too much would have to be relative on how much you have and so on... and I also know that I don't have to spend a dime and she will love me just as much. She wants to put a "cap" on how much I can spend on her. Ok. Is it just me or does that make any sense whatsoever? Furthermore she wants it to be a ridiculously low amount. Granted I don't have a lot of money to spend but, I would like to share what I have. Anyways questions? comments? problems? you know the drill. See you all soon! Current Mood: hungryCurrent Music: Where can you find Lions? | | Sunday, June 13th, 2004 | | 3:21 pm |
Sounds perfect.
| jonathan's bits are best described as his "rhythmic blowpipe". |
Current Mood: horny | | Wednesday, May 5th, 2004 | | 9:39 pm |
BEER
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Tequila
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HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO Current Mood:  drunk | | Sunday, April 11th, 2004 | | 8:19 pm |
WOW
I'd Like to start off by apologizing to the people I will forget to mention in this post. So much has happened to me this weekend and I don't think I could ever fit it into any amount of posts. NO DRAMA!!!!! not at least between ME anyway!!!!!!!! YAY!! I actually owe a VERY VERY BIG thank you to Ziggy! I guess ultimately I owe this whole weekend/experience to you! Thank You. Thank you to Rah as well, It's been awhile since I have seen Ziggy.. It's been much longer since I have seen her Happy!!! And a big thank you to earl to for all of the effort you put into making our stay possible. I would also Like to thank a certain pussy, Tony, your amazingly brute comical relief was much appreciated. So...WOW Never thought a weekend at a convention could actually change my life. I am proud to say it has. I maybe be the only person to have ever left fantasm "a Better Person" This weekend taught me so much about myself and has givin me a better since of direction, or at least I know now what I want... more so than ever. Anyway enough of that mushy stuff!! It's Time for Details!!!! Got to con @7ish on Friday Night. I AM NOW the stair master. anyway... Didn't really drink or anything just mixed some hunch punch and got to people watch and meet alot of really cool people. Went to a few parties, which were kinda lacking in the fun activities department and chilled w/ my homies in 5072. That was until the Ding-Dong man stopped by, and before i knew it the rrom went from 4 ppl to probably 12ish. That was just intertaing in the fact that all of a sudden the room was packed and we were all sitting around trying to figure out how the hell that just happened and who are all these ppl! Then we went to a small imprompto party that was actually very fun though all we did was socialize with ppl we already knew. Oh yeah and that's where we first saw Carri in uhmm how ot say.. A VERY HAPPY PLACE. I tell you guys I have never heard the word "KISSES" so many times in my life before... Especially directed to me. *sigh Guess that was about it for that night. Drove home at 4:30 and crashed for about 5 hours and then we enter Saturday! Saturday Slave Auction. Amazing. Scary, but amazing. Not sure how many people where there, can't remember the slave count either. I do know that this is where I met Remmy (not sure I spelled that right) Who guided me through the ropes and whom I owe a great deal of my "success" too. I proceded to the stage forced Remmy to his knee's took off his shirt, foreced him face down on the ground, Strattled him took off my shirt and went to work on him!!! It was great! Before I knew it ppl were actually bidding on me... and then I realized that "the ppl" wasn't Summer or any of my friends but at this point you kinda can't stop, so you might as well go all out! Gliding my body up and down his I rolled him over so he was facing me. Working every last inch of his torso, down to his... Thighs! Soon the Bidding stopped @ $100!! I was the second Highest Guy Sold! (MR FANTASM BEAT me... CMON he is named MR. Fantasm!!! He sold for $110) Oh and By the way I was only Massaging Remmy. you perverts. Anyway I man named Chris won me and instructed meet him @8:00 and then go up to his room. One of his first questions was "Are you wearing underwear" I was PETRIFIED (not in a stiff way) Then I was Blindfolded, Massaged, Spanked, Paddled, Biten, Flogged, and most of all Provoked. Don't get me wrong this guy was good, great even I now know the meaning of divine torture. I think he did everything in his power to tempt me... and anyway I AM DEFINATELY STRAIGHT. I am a VERY HORNY PERSON. If I can be subjected to an Entire Arsenol of a Gay man and not ever think about sex then I am most definatly straight. I always thought I was but this Proved it. It was a wonderful experience. Thank you Chris, you will never know how much you've done for me. anyway. met up with Remmy later and talked up a storm with him I can't believe how much we have in common, seems Chris bought him the year before and had a huge impact on his life too. Another thing we have in common is that we are both in love with very stubborn women hehe. Anyway if you ever read this remmy which i hope you do, Here's to One Day!!!! It will come, maybe later than sooner bit it will get here. I guess that's about all of the important stuff. Well, That I can get into and not get into trouble anyway. so much more happened to me good and bad, but the one thing I know Now more than Ever Is that I Love Summer, for me she is the only one. I hope I can make her as happy as she makes me. That is my goal, and i intend on fulfilling that. Anyways Thank You all for the patience to read this rather long post, and don't worry This catches me up for another 4 months probably. Bye! Current Mood: lovedCurrent Music: Here Comes Peter Cotton Tail | | Monday, October 13th, 2003 | | 7:54 pm |
| | Tuesday, August 12th, 2003 | | 7:19 pm |
| | Monday, August 11th, 2003 | | 8:17 pm |
One of those
You ever have one of those dreams that just made absolute perfect sense....until you wake up? Summer sometimes talks in her sleep anyway no big deal right? right. Try this. Summer and I are asleep nice and peaceful like and all of a sudden Summer yells out "strippers, the word is strippers" okay so I am waking up to this nice and confuesd right, so I say "What? What are you talking about?" and she replies "The clock, you know strippers *grunts* your not playing right!" I at this point haven't a clue what I missed and am sitting up now. So then Summer sits up and keeps talking (almost in full sentences) about these strippers and then all of a sudden in mid sentence shes like "oh i'm dreaming just go back to sleep" *rolls over* and goes back to sleep. So I guess my question is how do you sleep after that? Current Mood:  confused | | Saturday, June 21st, 2003 | | 6:55 pm |
I know I never post but........
I Would just like to tell everyone that I am the luckiest man (Gay or Straight!) in the world!! I have had a wonderful time these last couple of days and I wish that we never had to go back to work. It's okay though 'cause I know that when I get off she'll be there and she will still love me even though I am probably late. I know that when she wakes me up when she gets home from work to complain about her day what she is really saying is I missed you and I am glad to see you (and that Curtis is an ass). I thought I have known just how lucky I am but, I am finding that everyday my luck is redifined just by seeing her and talking to her. She has taught me so much and been so wonderful to me that I can't begin to explain to you how happy she has made me, wait no, MAKES me. Wow..I guess I got carried away. All I really wanted to say was Thank You XenaMungrrr for the best year of my life!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: ecstatic | | Wednesday, June 18th, 2003 | | 6:17 pm |
Uhmmm....no
| porkinz | | Magic Number | 16 | | Job | 9 to 5 Lifer | | Personality | Unfulfilled Dreamer | | Temperament | All Bark, No Bite | | Sexual | Whatever, Whenever, Whoever | | Likely To Win | The Respect Of My Colleagues | | Me - In A Word | Beautiful | | Colour | | | Brought to you by MemeJack |
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| | Saturday, May 10th, 2003 | | 5:12 pm |
| | Thursday, May 8th, 2003 | | 3:51 am |
I'm more pure than Summer
| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | | Category | Your Score | Average | | Self-Lovin' | 68.3%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh | 61.2% | | Shamelessness | 83.3%
Has yet to see self in mirror | 76.6% | | Sex Drive | 78.9%
The Pope is envious | 74.8% | | Straightness | 8.9%
Knows the other body type like a map | 40% | | Gayness | 100%
| 79.2% |
| Fucking Sick | 95.6%
Refreshingly normal | 87.8% |
You are 72.12% pure
Average Score: 69.3%
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| | Monday, April 14th, 2003 | | 7:57 pm |
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